The DRAMA LAMA: The Unstoppable Kaite Katz

KAITE KATZ CARTOON FOR DOWNLOAD?!!?!?!??!?!

kaitekatz — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 18:36:51 +0000

http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/30302/Baby-Kaite-Cartoon#5048295

OMG IS FUCKING RIGHT?! I was asked the other day, hey why don’t you make an ageplay cartoon. and I was like… no.

And then, I thought about it and thought about it. and before I knew it… I had a minute down. Its silly, and sexy. and my girlfriend thinks its hot so, hey.

YOU WANT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT working so long on something so short? Buy it, Download it… tell people, hey, KAITE KATZ has a dirty shemale (ick I hate that word) ageplay cartoon. That kinda is like her comics… SEXY!

http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/30302/Baby-Kaite-Cartoon#5048295

That’s why no one’s following you Kaite…

kaitekatz — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:48:54 +0000

Cause you don’t UPDATE!
That’s not really true, folks. I have a busy life. From blowing way too much at comic con. Breaking up and getting back together with my girlfriend. nearly breaking my leg. I need to take a break. I was thinking how fucked I’ve been thinking over the years. I’ve been taking like 4 years of dirty photos, and videos trying to make something. But then never releasing it. Which is funny. Technically, I have 79 cut hours of porn and weird. 79 hours. not including all the weird tapes I haven’t done or the new shit I got. That’s HD. Which by the way kids, HD is okay. I’m just saying my eyes on our new tv can’t handle the shit. So, I kinda like something I can see. But whatever.

But see, 79 hours. that’s longer than 3 days. my friends say I’m fucking retarded and go for broke. who knows.

what do you think?

COMIC CON!!!

kaitekatz — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:42:36 +0000

SHAKE THAT BOOTY! OH SO GROOVY! COMIC CON!

Buttholes for JESUS!

kaitekatz — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 00:10:45 +0000

I heard that today. I forgot to tell you all that. I thought it was the funniest thing I’ve heard. So, now, I’m repeating it.

This is of course in reference from the preaching gay guy down the street. Gays for Jesus. YEAH, FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

Hold me closer tiny Dancer!

kaitekatz — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 00:06:23 +0000

I hate looking at my friend’s facebook pages– sometimes, a friend will post a song that will never get out of your head. And you ball your fucking eyes out. I think it might be the doses of awesome I am taking. I have been puking. I might be pregnant XD

but seriously, sick in my tummy. in my brains. ugh.

I would like to tell you this little story about me.

Let’s not cry when we are perfectly happy.
Let’s not be sad when we can are totally fine.
Let’s just dance.

And hold me closer tiny dancer.

She’s all about looking out the window.

kaitekatz — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 18:52:54 +0000

Something came over me. Say it be the air or how the world is shifting degrees ever so slightly, but my world views have been driving me in different directions. I think I may be slipping and getting really sad.

It happens.

I’m starting to feel empty again and in now way is it anyone’s fault. I miss something that can never appear, will never be there.

I miss someone.

but whatever.

My girlfriend thinks she’s losing me, but she’s not. I still want to hold her hand all the time.

Its stupid.

I think I’m sad bear.

maybe its that I don’t have any cute stuff.

no.

I’m not that materialistic am I?

…

Looking out the window, down the street where I can see the beautiful ocean, kinda, but I know its there if I squint.

and lean out to the right and over… I can see it.

I’m mopey.

my girlfriend is sad.

I need to fix this mew mew mew.

what does a cute girl do? or better yet, what do I do?

and don’t say masturbate–because its not working.

yet.

sometimes the best way to my heart…

kaitekatz — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 09:16:28 +0000

isn’t just up my butt hole… its buying me stuff. heeheehee

seriously.

http://amzn.com/w/23S6UWE5SY5TV

I can laugh when things ain’t funny…

kaitekatz — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 05:54:36 +0000

But it just makes me an asshole. I have much to talk about mostly, I’m really tired and I need to let some steam out. I ate too much. Gassy.

hahaha

no, but really.

So, what is really going on?

I’m laughing at life.

ha HA! Emphasis on the Latter HA!

kaitekatz — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 15:41:50 +0000

Today, I eat like a bird, look like a kitty. I say that because, today, I am super pretty. Meow Meow Meow.

So, my parents asked me to drive down to San Diego and hang out with them… which, I’m cool with… its really the 2 hour drive. that’s it. that and my girlfriend has other obligations so, I would go solo. Hanna Solo.

What if StarWars was all lesbians?

I’m just saying.

and I want to say, my girlfriend is into pee play. I kidd, I kidd. She is though. (Dating me, probably, some kind of perv)

To quote a friend, ” You know you got a good one, when you look at each other, run and scream and pee on each other and laugh.”

HA HAHAH HA.
…

Later, They’ll be saying, ” Kaite Katz was shot out of a Canon today.” I think that was suppose to be code for I’m doing a shoot. Damn. Maybe it was code till I said, that it was code for something.

HA HA HAHAHA

….

But anyway, San Diego (SD)

Follow me on Tumblr I’m way more perverted there!

kaitekatz — Wed, 25 May 2011 15:04:10 +0000